Stranded

**jmorrow** · 03-19-2010, 08:11 PM

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit.

Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!”

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.

Man: "Oh, thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long it’s been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Oh, thank you so much. You are like a miracle"! Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around??" The man looked at her and said excitedly: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too??"

**ringadingh** · 03-19-2010, 10:20 PM

Hopefully he had sunstroke!!

**cnc** · 03-20-2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Hopefully he had sunstroke!!

Naw, it was just fore play.

lonewolf · 03-20-2010, 11:59 AM

guarantee that wasnt Tiger stranded there !!!!!lol

phred · 03-20-2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cnc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Hopefully he had sunstroke!!

Naw, it was just fore play.

Now that was funny!! LOL

AlabamaNomadRider · 03-22-2010, 01:41 AM

Now that was funny.

03-19-2010, 08:11 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Stranded A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit. Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!” Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette. Man: "Oh, thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long it’s been since you had a drink?" Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink. Man: "Oh, thank you so much. You are like a miracle"! Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around??" The man looked at her and said excitedly: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too??" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

03-19-2010, 10:20 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Stranded Hopefully he had sunstroke!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-20-2010, 11:59 AM	#4
lonewolf Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: central mn. Posts: 545	Stranded guarantee that wasnt Tiger stranded there !!!!!lol __________________ Kawanow # 370 2007 red and titanium nomad Darksider

03-22-2010, 01:41 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Stranded Now that was funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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