His turn now.

Yellow Jacket · 10-24-2008, 12:32 PM

A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It hurts doesn't it!"

fish · 10-24-2008, 03:05 PM

:'( :'( :'(

**jmorrow** · 10-24-2008, 05:55 PM

Ouch!

ianicky · 10-25-2008, 01:56 PM

:'(

10-24-2008, 12:32 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	His turn now. A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It hurts doesn't it!" __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-24-2008, 03:05 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	His turn now. :'( :'( :'( __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

10-24-2008, 05:55 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	His turn now. Ouch! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-25-2008, 01:56 PM	#4
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	His turn now. :'(

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