Seenager

Loafer · 12-19-2015, 08:52 AM

I am a Seenager:
(Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have an ID that gets me into the discount places.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of
anything, they have been blessed to live this long, so why be scared. And I don't have
acne. Smile Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because
they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of
hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans
take longer
to access information when their brains are full. Open-mouthed smile

Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline. The
human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar,
but only
because we have stored more information over time.

The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there,
they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it
is nature's way of making older people get more exercise. SoThere!

Bud2rat · 12-19-2015, 03:21 PM

So that explains it...............................lol

redjay · 12-19-2015, 04:57 PM

Nice one.

The Black Knight · 01-01-2016, 01:51 PM

duffy · 01-01-2016, 04:48 PM

That sure does explain a lot............I'll have to show that to my wife. I'm not getting "old' I'm just getting "full".

lar · 01-02-2016, 12:56 AM

I can relate to this

OldSchool · 01-02-2016, 01:52 AM

12-19-2015, 08:52 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Seenager I am a Seenager: (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have an ID that gets me into the discount places. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, so why be scared. And I don't have acne. Smile Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full. Open-mouthed smile Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more. Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people get more exercise. SoThere! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-19-2015, 03:21 PM	#2
Bud2rat Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: St. Pauls, NC Posts: 2,089	So that explains it...............................lol __________________ Robert Torrey VBA# 02077 Vroc# 27672 1996 800A Customized (SOLD) 2001 1500 Nomad (The Mistress) 2013 Voyager 2014 SE Rally - Elkins, WV 2016 SE Rally - Helen, Ga

01-01-2016, 01:51 PM	#4
The Black Knight Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Italy Posts: 6,089	__________________ VBA 02514 - VROC 35394 VN 800 A - VN 900 Classic VN 1700 Vaquero Usque ad finem.

01-02-2016, 12:56 AM	#6
lar Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Concord, NH Posts: 1,407	I can relate to this __________________ Larry Martel 02 1500 Nomad VBA 01565 VROC4737 Patriot Guard Rider

01-02-2016, 01:52 AM	#7
OldSchool Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Ballwin,MO. Posts: 1,542	__________________

12-19-2015, 04:57 PM	#3
redjay Top Contributor Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario Posts: 6,952	Nice one.

01-01-2016, 04:48 PM	#5
duffy Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hot Springs, SD and other warm and dry places Posts: 1,043	That sure does explain a lot............I'll have to show that to my wife. I'm not getting "old' I'm just getting "full".