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07-27-2008, 01:49 AM | #1 |
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What I Want in a Man
What I Want in a Man
Original List: > 1. Handsome > 2. Charming > 3. Financially successful > 4. A caring listener > 5. Witty > 6. In good shape > 7. Dresses with style > 8. Appreciates finer things > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises > 10. An imaginative, romantic lover > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) > > 1. Nice looking > 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs > 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner > 4. Listens more than talks > 5. Laughs at my jokes > 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease > 7. Owns at least one tie > 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal > 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries > 10. Seeks romance at least once a week > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) > > 1. Not too ugly > 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car > 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally > 4. Nods head when I'm talking > 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes > 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture > 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach > 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids > 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down > 10. Shaves most weekends > > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) > > 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed > 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public > 3. Doesn't borrow money too often > 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting > 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times > 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends > 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear > 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner > 9. Remembers your name on occasion > 10. Shaves some weekends > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) > 1. Doesn't scare small children > 2. Remembers where bathroom is > 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep > 4. Only snores lightly when asleep > 5. Remembers why he's laughing > 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself > 7. Usually wears some clothes > 8. Likes soft foods > 9. Remembers where he left his teeth > 10. Remembers that it's the weekend > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82) > > 1. Breathing > 2. Doesn't miss the toilet. > |
07-27-2008, 03:34 AM | #2 |
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Lmao doesn't miss the toilet should have been in the original list :-/
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07-27-2008, 04:41 AM | #3 |
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I think most people here fall into that 52 age group ;) |
07-27-2008, 08:25 AM | #4 |
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I'm 62 but more like 52 at most things.
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07-29-2008, 10:13 AM | #5 |
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Nico looks good for 82 ?????
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07-31-2008, 01:35 AM | #6 |
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Very true!!!!!LOL
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