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Old 09-15-2008, 09:40 PM   #1
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Ok, it's decision time

So, here's a totally hypothetical situation that makes you think a little.

You are stranded on a desert island and are allowed to choose a memeber of the opposite sex to accompany you for all time. It is assumed that no matter whom you chose, the survival skills and abilities will be exactly the same so no wimping out and saying "I'd take whoever can fish the best" or "the person who can start a fire".....no wimpy answers here.

So here are your choices and you must choose one.

1. A person with the face of a "10" and the body of a "2"

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2. A person with the face of a "2" and the body of a "10"

There are no other options and no assumptions. Whatcha gonna do?
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:51 PM   #2
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Ok, it's decision time

That's easy.
I'd pick #2
Face of a "2" is easier to cover up. (Brown bag)
then a body of a "2".
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:11 PM   #3
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Ok, it's decision time

If it's going to be for "all time" it really doesn't make a dimes worth of difference. After a certain number of years the face of the 10 won't look any better than the face of the 2. Same for the bodies. :) :)
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Old 09-15-2008, 11:21 PM   #4
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Ok, it's decision time

I think Id pick #2, and take my chances. But Ive been wrong before!
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:55 AM   #5
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Ok, it's decision time

They ^ stole my thunder. Anyway a 10/10 would swim the hell away and take her chances with the water sharks, and a 2/2 would stay with me for the rest of MY LIFE!!!!!
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Old 09-16-2008, 08:39 AM   #6
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Ok, it's decision time

That's a tough call.
The face of a "2" and the body of a "10" works cause you can't see ugly in the dark. However, if she has the body of a 2 she might be a big fatty and I can float her big ass out to sea like a raft and sail home.
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:50 PM   #7
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Ok, it's decision time

10 face, 2 body.
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Old 09-16-2008, 07:58 PM   #8
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Ok, it's decision time

I would take either one were on an island alone who's gonna know
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Old 09-16-2008, 08:39 PM   #9
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Ok, it's decision time


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I would take either one were on an island alone who's gonna know
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:25 PM   #10
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Ok, it's decision time


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I would take either one were on an island alone who's gonna know

Ha ha ha. you got a point there.
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:48 AM   #11
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Ok, it's decision time

I didn't think about that Basco......... a desert island a few thousand miles away, hell, I'd be having MAD MONKEY SEX with a 2/2.
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:58 PM   #12
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Ok, it's decision time


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I didn't think about that Basco......... a desert island a few thousand miles away, hell, I'd be having MAD MONKEY SEX with a 2/2.
So you're saying you've already met Basco?
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Old 09-17-2008, 01:47 PM   #13
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Ok, it's decision time

Hmm,

Kind of interesting. Seems most of the guys all say "give me the body" while the women who have jumped in say "gimme the face".

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Old 09-19-2008, 09:45 AM   #14
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Ok, it's decision time

I'd commit suicide.
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Old 09-19-2008, 10:49 AM   #15
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Ok, it's decision time

No Socwkbiker, me and Basco never met. However I must admit that I'm quite fond of his obvious relentless pursuit of loose women. And guy with morals like that cain't be all bad! :)
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