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Old 04-21-2009, 03:21 PM   #1
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. comfort her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her,

15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18. support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. a). Bring beer.
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Old 04-21-2009, 07:16 PM   #2
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Yes, our needs are few and simple.
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:14 AM   #3
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

It works for me! Bringing chicken wings is also a nice touch.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

and a roll of shop towels
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:24 PM   #5
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Good one
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