So you may understand CDN's at the Rally

sly · 04-22-2011, 11:04 AM

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May, You may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada .

If you'vehad a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,You may live in Canada, most likey Alberta
(this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your friends you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.

REDWIND · 04-22-2011, 04:47 PM

If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

now thats some funny

**ringadingh** · 04-22-2011, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RED WIND

If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

Thats certainly true for me and my kids.

, as well as most of the other statements.

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-22-2011, 07:50 PM

Believe it or not there are two or three of those that apply to Alabama. Funny none the less.

04-22-2011, 11:04 AM	#1
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	So you may understand CDN's at the Rally If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada. If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you'vehad a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,You may live in Canada, most likey Alberta (this is my favourite, because how true) If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends you definitely are Canadian and proud to be. __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

04-22-2011, 04:47 PM	#2
REDWIND Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mebane,nc Posts: 84	So you may understand CDN's at the Rally If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . now thats some funny __________________ who you learn from depends on who is willing to teach Life Is Brief & Time Is A Thief

04-22-2011, 07:50 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	So you may understand CDN's at the Rally Believe it or not there are two or three of those that apply to Alabama. Funny none the less. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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