She Married An Arab

rooster1 · 12-11-2009, 11:59 AM

She Married An Arab!

A beautiful young Jewish girl comes home and says, "Ma, I got married."

Her mother says, "Oy, that's great."

She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab."

Her mother says, "Oy, that's not so great."

She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives."

Six months later, she walks in the beautiful new house she bought for her parents and says, "Ma, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is boff me in my ass. Day and night, that's all he'll do is bang me in my ass. When I got married, my asshole was the size of a dime...now it's the size of a silver dollar."

Her mother says, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble?"

oledawg · 12-11-2009, 01:40 PM

Dem Arabs do seem to like the rear entrance! ::)

Yellow Jacket · 12-11-2009, 02:04 PM

They're used to Goats!

**ringadingh** · 12-11-2009, 10:18 PM

And sheep.

oledawg · 12-13-2009, 11:22 AM

AND CAMELS!

::)

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-13-2010, 10:41 PM

12-11-2009, 11:59 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	She Married An Arab She Married An Arab! A beautiful young Jewish girl comes home and says, "Ma, I got married." Her mother says, "Oy, that's great." She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab." Her mother says, "Oy, that's not so great." She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives." Six months later, she walks in the beautiful new house she bought for her parents and says, "Ma, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is boff me in my ass. Day and night, that's all he'll do is bang me in my ass. When I got married, my asshole was the size of a dime...now it's the size of a silver dollar." Her mother says, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble?"

12-11-2009, 01:40 PM	#2
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	She Married An Arab Dem Arabs do seem to like the rear entrance! ::)

12-11-2009, 02:04 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	She Married An Arab They're used to Goats! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

12-11-2009, 10:18 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	She Married An Arab And sheep. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-13-2009, 11:22 AM	#5
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	She Married An Arab AND CAMELS! ::)

01-13-2010, 10:41 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	She Married An Arab __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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