Some things you can't explain

Loafer · 04-02-2012, 01:40 PM

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.

The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."

"That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened?" the man asked again.

The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."

"Again?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

" So, what did you do then?" then man asked, intrigued.

"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail."

"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So then what else did you do?" the man asked again.

"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Some things you just can't explain."

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-02-2012, 02:29 PM

That would be hard to explain to the wife.

**ringadingh** · 04-02-2012, 05:03 PM

I bet that was Gerry and his cow in the barn....

**canuckrider** · 04-02-2012, 06:28 PM

LOL! Boy, that cow must be one heck of a milk producer. Three times he got the bucket almost full before she knocked it over and he was going back for more?

Yeah, I know. It's just a joke.

Now what did he explain to his wife about the sheep????

Loafer · 04-02-2012, 06:44 PM

There was sheep? Was one of them named Lambchop?

04-02-2012, 01:40 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Some things you can't explain A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked. The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over." "That's not so bad, what's the big deal?" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened?" the man asked again. The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over." "Again?" The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." " So, what did you do then?" then man asked, intrigued. "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail." "Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed." The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." "So then what else did you do?" the man asked again. "Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Some things you just can't explain." __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-02-2012, 02:29 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	That would be hard to explain to the wife. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

04-02-2012, 05:03 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I bet that was Gerry and his cow in the barn.... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-02-2012, 06:28 PM	#4
canuckrider Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Okotoks, AB, Canada Posts: 1,088	LOL! Boy, that cow must be one heck of a milk producer. Three times he got the bucket almost full before she knocked it over and he was going back for more? Yeah, I know. It's just a joke. Now what did he explain to his wife about the sheep???? __________________ "Sun on my face, wind in my hair, sound of my bike in my ears and peace in my soul..." VBA Member #01514 2008 "Ultra" Nomad 1600, Candy Plasma Blue

04-02-2012, 06:44 PM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	There was sheep? Was one of them named Lambchop? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]