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Old 01-04-2011, 11:53 AM   #1
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I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not really speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny and started to laugh, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time; 20 times, each time "posing" for the picture with the same results and was now laughing hysterically as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace!

Two weeks later, I got 20 tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.


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