Another Test for Dementia

Scoot · 12-29-2007, 03:02 PM

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Test for Dementia

Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
But don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total?

Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

12-29-2007, 03:13 PM

Hey! Got 2 AND the bonus!!!! What do I win????

oledawg · 12-29-2007, 07:08 PM

Well Hey, I got em all...............WRONG!
DEMENTIA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Help!

blowndodge · 12-29-2007, 08:08 PM

I missed the first and got the rest ok.

12-30-2007, 06:56 PM

If I overtake the last person I am actually in first place because that means I just lapped them

BD and I must have opposite brains because I got the 1st one right and missed all the rest

blowndodge · 12-30-2007, 10:39 PM

Your right! I got the big brains and you got the opposite smaller one! Good observation Wolfman!!

12-30-2007, 10:54 PM

socwkbiker · 12-31-2007, 09:41 AM

LMAO!!! Good one WM!

blowndodge · 12-31-2007, 11:27 AM

Was not, nope, not even close to mine! Now go brush you teeth before that cute little man starts puking!!!

12-31-2007, 11:39 AM

socwkbiker · 12-31-2007, 02:01 PM

Ok, I got them all right, does that mean I'm demented?

jussmatt · 01-01-2008, 12:47 AM

I got the 1st, 3rd, & Bonus Question.... got fooled by the 4th one!! D**n Nunu!!!

**Top Cat** · 01-01-2008, 10:49 AM

Got 1st- 4th- and bounus right. thats not bad. I'm sharper than I thought

Happy Easter!
Oh, wait, new year, yeah thats it new year, Happy New Year!

mrfuni · 01-01-2008, 11:45 AM

Those questions gave me a headache....

donoller · 01-01-2008, 03:13 PM

m,an you got me lost oletimers cut in

12-29-2007, 03:02 PM	#1
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	Another Test for Dementia SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY SO YOU DON'T SEE THE ANSWERS Test for Dementia Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, But don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .....Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you! __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

12-29-2007, 03:13 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Another Test for Dementia Hey! Got 2 AND the bonus!!!! What do I win????

12-29-2007, 07:08 PM	#3
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	Another Test for Dementia Well Hey, I got em all...............WRONG! DEMENTIA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Help!

12-29-2007, 08:08 PM	#4
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Another Test for Dementia I missed the first and got the rest ok. __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

12-30-2007, 06:56 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	Another Test for Dementia If I overtake the last person I am actually in first place because that means I just lapped them BD and I must have opposite brains because I got the 1st one right and missed all the rest

12-30-2007, 10:39 PM	#6
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Another Test for Dementia Your right! I got the big brains and you got the opposite smaller one! Good observation Wolfman!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

12-30-2007, 10:54 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	Another Test for Dementia

12-31-2007, 09:41 AM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Another Test for Dementia LMAO!!! Good one WM! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

12-31-2007, 11:27 AM	#9
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Another Test for Dementia Was not, nope, not even close to mine! Now go brush you teeth before that cute little man starts puking!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

12-31-2007, 11:39 AM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Another Test for Dementia

12-31-2007, 02:01 PM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Another Test for Dementia Ok, I got them all right, does that mean I'm demented? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-01-2008, 12:47 AM	#12
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Another Test for Dementia I got the 1st, 3rd, & Bonus Question.... got fooled by the 4th one!! D**n Nunu!!!

01-01-2008, 10:49 AM	#13
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	Another Test for Dementia Got 1st- 4th- and bounus right. thats not bad. I'm sharper than I thought Happy Easter! Oh, wait, new year, yeah thats it new year, Happy New Year! __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4]

01-01-2008, 11:45 AM	#14
mrfuni Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Naples Florida Posts: 1,301	Another Test for Dementia Those questions gave me a headache....

01-01-2008, 03:13 PM	#15
donoller Advanced Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: jackson tn. Posts: 555	Another Test for Dementia m,an you got me lost oletimers cut in

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