Goodbye Kiss

rooster1 · 11-18-2009, 12:51 PM

The ladies club was playing bridge on Saturday at a member's home. That woman's husband comes into the room and announces that he's going to go golfing.

"Nice seeing you ladies," he says. "How about a goodbye kiss, honey?"

His wife walks over to him, unzips his pants, pulls out his p***s, and plants a kiss right on the head. All the other ladies sat there too stunned to say anything. The woman calmly zips him back up, says goodbye, and sits back down to play cards.

After the husband is gone, one of the women says, "I just have to ask. Why do you kiss your husband goodbye on his thing?!?"

"Obviously," said the woman, "you've never smelled his breath!"

**ringadingh** · 11-18-2009, 08:32 PM

Maybe I should take up eating lots of garlic and sardines.

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-19-2009, 11:30 PM

Good one. And good response Ring.

11-18-2009, 12:51 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Goodbye Kiss The ladies club was playing bridge on Saturday at a member's home. That woman's husband comes into the room and announces that he's going to go golfing. "Nice seeing you ladies," he says. "How about a goodbye kiss, honey?" His wife walks over to him, unzips his pants, pulls out his p***s, and plants a kiss right on the head. All the other ladies sat there too stunned to say anything. The woman calmly zips him back up, says goodbye, and sits back down to play cards. After the husband is gone, one of the women says, "I just have to ask. Why do you kiss your husband goodbye on his thing?!?" "Obviously," said the woman, "you've never smelled his breath!"

11-18-2009, 08:32 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Goodbye Kiss Maybe I should take up eating lots of garlic and sardines. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-19-2009, 11:30 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Goodbye Kiss Good one. And good response Ring. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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