Man Buying Tampons

rooster1 · 09-07-2009, 01:05 PM

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own sh*t so does she."

Yellow Jacket · 09-07-2009, 06:27 PM

Payback can be hell sometimes! LOL

**ringadingh** · 09-07-2009, 08:16 PM

She can roll her own allright , I just hope he doesn't smoke them.

09-07-2009, 01:05 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Man Buying Tampons A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own sh*t so does she."

09-07-2009, 06:27 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Man Buying Tampons Payback can be hell sometimes! LOL __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

09-07-2009, 08:16 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Man Buying Tampons She can roll her own allright , I just hope he doesn't smoke them. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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