Surgery

psychocycle · 11-20-2009, 07:48 PM

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................
"Try doing it with the engine running."

**billmac** · 11-20-2009, 09:23 PM

Cute joke, but the heart doctor works a couple of hours and the mechanic works on it for a week. I have said it for years, the people who work the hardest and most, get the least pay. Of course I fall into that least category.

By the way, nice Nomad psychocycle.

**ringadingh** · 11-20-2009, 09:51 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-21-2009, 02:18 AM

Good one.

11-20-2009, 07:48 PM	#1
psychocycle Advanced Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 822	Surgery A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................ "Try doing it with the engine running." __________________ Psychocycle VBA # 1125 2002 1500 fi Nomad

11-20-2009, 09:23 PM	#2
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Surgery Cute joke, but the heart doctor works a couple of hours and the mechanic works on it for a week. I have said it for years, the people who work the hardest and most, get the least pay. Of course I fall into that least category. By the way, nice Nomad psychocycle.

11-20-2009, 09:51 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Surgery __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-21-2009, 02:18 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Surgery Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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