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Old 02-28-2010, 08:21 PM   #1
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A hooded robber burst into a texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a
sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled
it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a
moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking
straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now
very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly
afraid to speak.

Then one old Irishman tentatively raised his hand and said, "I think me wife
got a dern good look atchya lad!"
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If the robber didn't shoot the wife, I bet the wife shot her husband!
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