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Old 12-22-2010, 08:42 PM   #1
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I found this in the paper this morning:

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Man's Body in local river
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Toronto Police Service reports finding a man's body in the Humber
River. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has
been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He
was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on
dildo, and a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey jersey. He also had a cucumber
stuffed up his ass.


The police removed the Leafs hockey jersey--- to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
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That is good. LMFAO.
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