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Old 01-24-2011, 01:10 PM   #1
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.....And that's how the fight started.

Let me preface these by stating that I have a beautiful, loving wife that puts up with me and my mother-in-law really isn't so bad..... but these jokes were too good to not pass on:

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And that's how the fight started...
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

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