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01-24-2011, 01:10 PM | #1 |
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.....And that's how the fight started.
Let me preface these by stating that I have a beautiful, loving wife that puts up with me and my mother-in-law really isn't so bad..... but these jokes were too good to not pass on:
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started... _____________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And that's how the fight started... ______________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And that's how the fight started... |
01-24-2011, 02:35 PM | #2 |
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.....And that's how the fight started.
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01-24-2011, 04:55 PM | #3 |
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.....And that's how the fight started.
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01-24-2011, 06:54 PM | #4 |
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.....And that's how the fight started.
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01-24-2011, 08:07 PM | #5 |
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.....And that's how the fight started.
Good ones.
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01-25-2011, 09:45 PM | #6 |
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.....And that's how the fight started.
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