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Old 04-17-2012, 07:09 AM   #1
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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Heaven would be up.
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Ring is wondering if all Americans will now end up in Canada
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If you die in the USA in an elevator on 4-17-2012 be sure to file your taxes before you go.
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Ring is wondering if all Americans will now end up in Canada
Why not we have others who are dying to get in this country!
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The "up" button is on the outside of the elevator isn't it?
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The "up" button is on the outside of the elevator isn't it?
There are some elevators with an up button. Oh yeah, you must live where everything has been updated.
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Ring is wondering if all Americans will now end up in Canada
If you show up in a leaky boat on our shores, we will house you, administer all the health care you need, and even send for all your relatives.
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