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Old 04-08-2012, 09:23 AM   #1
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candy with the little hole

The children were being taught to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, "Oh my God! They're Butt-Holes!"
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