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Old 10-19-2009, 05:44 AM   #1
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The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch..”
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you're sick,you can't just go through life looking at wimmen as pieces of meat fish
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Old 10-20-2009, 12:48 AM   #4
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??? why not
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:15 AM   #5
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need to be clearer I guess lol
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:55 AM   #7
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If you have no use for the Rolex can I have it!
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I'll snatch that watch!!
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I always did want a Rolex.
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Either result you cant complain!
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