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12-12-2011, 04:52 PM | #1 |
"Truck Driver"
Loafer had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??" Loafer replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"
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12-12-2011, 08:02 PM | #2 |
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Funny. Sounds like something Gerry would do.
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12-12-2011, 08:45 PM | #3 |
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Who has been following me around?
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12-12-2011, 08:49 PM | #4 |
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12-12-2011, 09:20 PM | #5 |
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Loafer had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a cathouse outside Vegas.
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??" Loafer replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny .... I'm homesick!"
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12-14-2011, 06:38 AM | #6 |
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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12-14-2011, 09:46 AM | #7 |
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been there and done that , and boy that was a good bologna sandwich.
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