Another racist joke with a happy ending.....

[wompus]

I must say Cheby-peekops really threw me!!
A Mexican (an illegal undocumented Democrat), an African who was black, a Muslim, and a Redneck who was white, were walking together on a beach when the African stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off, and a Genie appeared. "I can only grant four wishes," said the Genie. "Since there are four of you, you may each have a wish."

Pointing at the African he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The African who was black, thought for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all black African Americans and take them all back to our homeland, Africa ."

Poof! Thousands of huge container ships appeared on the horizon.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for plenty Cheby-peekops to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co."

Poof! 40 million new Chevrolet trucks appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for one million flying camels to take each Muslim away from this horrible country loaded with infidels. We want to return to Iraq , Afghanistan , Libya , Pakistan , Africa, and Iran ."

Poof! One million saddled flying camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck who was white, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border; and he looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing into the sunset; and he looked at all of the Muslims climbing on top of the flying camels.

Then he answered. "Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn't get any better than this."

[markclark57]

You've been watching "Boondock Saints" again . . . Funny Man.