Muslim In Heaven !!!

**wompus** · 12-04-2011, 07:39 PM

A Muslim dies and goes up to heaven. He's stopped at the Pearly
Gates by St-Peter who says Sorry, but we don't allow Muslims
into Heaven.

What ? replies the Muslim, and Why Not ?

Well, we just don't.

The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up.

Well, says St Peter, have you ever done anything good in your
life?

Hmmm...the Muslim replies.
Yeah, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting
for a children's charity so I gave her ten dollars.
Last week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society and a
couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money
so I gave him ten dollars also.

Alright then says St Peter, let me go and have a quick word with
God.

Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim.

Listen, I've spoken with God and he agrees with me.

Here's your 30 bucks back, now f&ck off.

**ringadingh** · 12-04-2011, 07:54 PM

That would have been quite the conversation I bet!

fish · 12-04-2011, 07:58 PM

What happened with the 10 dollars he gave the hooker

**wompus** · 12-04-2011, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fish

What happened with the 10 dollars he gave the hooker

Ohooooo, boy, is that a setup!!!

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Loafer · 12-05-2011, 06:15 AM

You're all going to hell.

**ringadingh** · 12-05-2011, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loafer

You're all going to hell.

Until we meet again, have a great day!

Loafer · 12-06-2011, 06:17 AM

There are free cigars and whiskey in Heaven, not to mention all the young virgins... Are you really going to miss out on that?

12-04-2011, 07:39 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Muslim In Heaven !!! A Muslim dies and goes up to heaven. He's stopped at the Pearly Gates by St-Peter who says Sorry, but we don't allow Muslims into Heaven. What ? replies the Muslim, and Why Not ? Well, we just don't. The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up. Well, says St Peter, have you ever done anything good in your life? Hmmm...the Muslim replies. Yeah, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children's charity so I gave her ten dollars. Last week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten dollars also. Alright then says St Peter, let me go and have a quick word with God. Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim. Listen, I've spoken with God and he agrees with me. Here's your 30 bucks back, now f&ck off. __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

12-04-2011, 07:58 PM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	What happened with the 10 dollars he gave the hooker __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

12-05-2011, 06:15 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	You're all going to hell. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-06-2011, 06:17 AM	#7
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	There are free cigars and whiskey in Heaven, not to mention all the young virgins... Are you really going to miss out on that? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-04-2011, 07:54 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	That would have been quite the conversation I bet!