Bible salesman

deadant · 01-12-2011, 12:49 AM

One day a man with a horrible stuttering problem applies for a job selling bibles door to door. Since sales are down, the boss reluctantly gives the man a job. He tells them that they usually start salesman by giving them a case of 12 bibles for the first week. So off the stuttering man goes. At the end of the day he shows back up and says "I-I-I-I-I-I-I am o-o-o-o-o-outta b-b-b-b-b-b-bibles."

The boss is surprised, but figures it must be beginners luck. He gives him 2 cases and sends him on his way. At the end of day 2 he shows up and the same thing, "I-I-I-I-I-I-I am o-o-o-o-o-outta b-b-b-b-b-b-bibles."

The boss is dumbfounded, but sees the sales this guy is doing so he gives the guy 4 cases of bibles. The end of the day comes and goes and the man didn't show up. The boss figures his luck has run out. Well the next morning the stuttering man is waiting at the office when the boss gets there and says "I-I-I-I-I-I-I am o-o-o-o-o-outta b-b-b-b-b-b-bibles."

The boss can't believe it. This man sold more bibles in 3 days than his best sales man sold in a month. He asks the man what he does to sell all these bibles. The man replies "I-I-I-I-I-I just a-a-a-a-a-ask if t-t-t-t-t-t-t-they w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ant t-t-t-t-t-to buy a b-b-b-b-b-bible, and i-i-i-i-i-if they d-d-d-d-don't, I-I-I-I-I tell them I-I-I-I-I'm gonna r-r-r-r-read it to t-t-t-t-t-them.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-12-2011, 12:55 AM

Funny.

**ringadingh** · 01-12-2011, 10:21 AM

I would have told him to start reading.

**BudMan** · 01-12-2011, 03:13 PM

**jmorrow** · 01-13-2011, 03:41 AM

T-T-T-T-T-Thats f-f-f-f-f-funny

01-12-2011, 12:49 AM	#1
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	Bible salesman One day a man with a horrible stuttering problem applies for a job selling bibles door to door. Since sales are down, the boss reluctantly gives the man a job. He tells them that they usually start salesman by giving them a case of 12 bibles for the first week. So off the stuttering man goes. At the end of the day he shows back up and says "I-I-I-I-I-I-I am o-o-o-o-o-outta b-b-b-b-b-b-bibles." The boss is surprised, but figures it must be beginners luck. He gives him 2 cases and sends him on his way. At the end of day 2 he shows up and the same thing, "I-I-I-I-I-I-I am o-o-o-o-o-outta b-b-b-b-b-b-bibles." The boss is dumbfounded, but sees the sales this guy is doing so he gives the guy 4 cases of bibles. The end of the day comes and goes and the man didn't show up. The boss figures his luck has run out. Well the next morning the stuttering man is waiting at the office when the boss gets there and says "I-I-I-I-I-I-I am o-o-o-o-o-outta b-b-b-b-b-b-bibles." The boss can't believe it. This man sold more bibles in 3 days than his best sales man sold in a month. He asks the man what he does to sell all these bibles. The man replies "I-I-I-I-I-I just a-a-a-a-a-ask if t-t-t-t-t-t-t-they w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ant t-t-t-t-t-to buy a b-b-b-b-b-bible, and i-i-i-i-i-if they d-d-d-d-don't, I-I-I-I-I tell them I-I-I-I-I'm gonna r-r-r-r-read it to t-t-t-t-t-them.

01-12-2011, 12:55 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Bible salesman Funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-12-2011, 10:21 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bible salesman I would have told him to start reading. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-12-2011, 03:13 PM	#4
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Bible salesman __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

01-13-2011, 03:41 AM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Bible salesman T-T-T-T-T-Thats f-f-f-f-f-funny __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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