Another hell joke

SnowPusher · 05-09-2015, 07:45 PM

A biker, a baker and a pizza pie maker all show up at the gates of hell. Old man Lucifer informs them that he only has room for 2 of them at this time. He tells them " If any one of you guys can name something I can't do I'll send you back up." The baker figures he has this in the bag. He tells ol Scratch " I want you to make a 100 tier cake and eat it all in 1 minute" Satan then snaps his fingers and there stands a 100 tier cake. He then devours it in one gulp. "Nope" says Satan, " Into the fire with you. Next!" The pizza pie maker figures that he has Satan beat. He tell Satan, " I want you to make 100 pizzas with anchovies and pineapples and eat them all within 1 minute." Satan yawns and snaps his fingers. Instantly 100 pizzas topped with anchovies and pineapples appears. He again gulps them down in one go. Satan flops the pizza maker into the pit of fire. He then turns to the biker who is laughing to himself. "Your turn." The biker smirks at Satan turns his back to him and farts and says "Catch that"

InkyDoggy · 05-09-2015, 09:29 PM

Tears in my eyes again!

Loafer · 05-10-2015, 06:19 AM

Oh my, I know that biker! hahahaha

The Black Knight · 05-10-2015, 09:32 AM

SnowPusher · 05-10-2015, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Loafer

Oh my, I know that biker! hahahaha

Probably the same one that watched me fish for that dropped key last week on Route 313.

05-09-2015, 07:45 PM	#1
SnowPusher Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Wilton New York Posts: 97	Another hell joke A biker, a baker and a pizza pie maker all show up at the gates of hell. Old man Lucifer informs them that he only has room for 2 of them at this time. He tells them " If any one of you guys can name something I can't do I'll send you back up." The baker figures he has this in the bag. He tells ol Scratch " I want you to make a 100 tier cake and eat it all in 1 minute" Satan then snaps his fingers and there stands a 100 tier cake. He then devours it in one gulp. "Nope" says Satan, " Into the fire with you. Next!" The pizza pie maker figures that he has Satan beat. He tell Satan, " I want you to make 100 pizzas with anchovies and pineapples and eat them all within 1 minute." Satan yawns and snaps his fingers. Instantly 100 pizzas topped with anchovies and pineapples appears. He again gulps them down in one go. Satan flops the pizza maker into the pit of fire. He then turns to the biker who is laughing to himself. "Your turn." The biker smirks at Satan turns his back to him and farts and says "Catch that" __________________ There's no point in being grown up if you can't act a little childish sometimes - Dr Who

05-09-2015, 09:29 PM	#2
InkyDoggy Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Sharon, Pennsylvania Posts: 112	Tears in my eyes again! __________________ We will be friends until we are old and senile! Then we will be new friends!

05-10-2015, 06:19 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Oh my, I know that biker! hahahaha __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-10-2015, 09:32 AM	#4
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