Weding Nite

oledawg · 06-05-2008, 07:35 AM

THE WEDDING NIGHT

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon..
So, they went back to Fred's parent's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, woke up and had his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary

are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to
school'

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, tell me what you think?'

Johnny says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think... I
gave him my airplane glue.

**ringadingh** · 06-05-2008, 07:55 AM

+1

06-05-2008, 08:07 AM

oh oh!!! LOL

jussmatt · 06-05-2008, 02:31 PM

OUCH!!!!

dakals · 06-06-2008, 11:08 PM

OH NO!!!!!!!Waaaahaaaaahaaaa!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!

ridemslow · 06-17-2008, 07:51 PM

OUCH!

socwkbiker · 06-17-2008, 10:00 PM

That's going to make for a sticky situation! ::)

06-05-2008, 07:35 AM	#1
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	Weding Nite THE WEDDING NIGHT Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon.. So, they went back to Fred's parent's house for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, woke up and had his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Ok, tell me what you think?' Johnny says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.

06-05-2008, 07:55 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Weding Nite +1 __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-05-2008, 08:07 AM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Weding Nite oh oh!!! LOL

06-05-2008, 02:31 PM	#4
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Weding Nite OUCH!!!!

06-06-2008, 11:08 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Weding Nite OH NO!!!!!!!Waaaahaaaaahaaaa!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!

06-17-2008, 07:51 PM	#6
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Weding Nite OUCH! __________________

06-17-2008, 10:00 PM	#7
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Weding Nite That's going to make for a sticky situation! ::) __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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