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Location: York PA
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
Night afo' Crizzmus ::)
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good. We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, dat Obama gunna brang us our stimlus checks. All of da family, was layin' on da flo', my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho. Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law". I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see, I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me. But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!" Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats. Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white, but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight. Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came, and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name. On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who, On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too. Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street, I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet? Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do', an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befo!" He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck? Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck. But he left me no presents, just started stealin my sh*t. He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit. Den, wif my sh*t in his bag, out da windo' he flew, I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too! He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch. So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git, 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a sh*t! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) |
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Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
I guess they don't like the competition in that neighbourhood! Even if its only once a year.
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Fayetteville, Georgia
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
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Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Newfoundland, Canada
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
Ha-ha, too funny!
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
Ouch!!!
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"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417 |
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
now that's good
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Taylor Tx
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
affirmative action at work
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Nite Afo' Crizzmus
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Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181 |
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