Arkansas Redneck

**jmorrow** · 06-05-2009, 03:13 PM

A Arkansas redneck goes into a bar and orders a drink from the waitress. A little while later, she comes back. “Anything else I can get you, handsome?” Well, ma’am, I sure could use a piece of ass.”

The waitress’s eyebrows go up, she nods, and she leads him into the back room where she makes mad love to him. When they’re finished, they get dressed and return to their places.

“Now, honey, is there anything else I can get for you? She asks, smiling. “Thank you kindly, ma’am, but I could still use that piece of ass. Mah drink is gettin’ mighty warm.”

**ringadingh** · 06-05-2009, 04:49 PM

Wheres that bar again?

dakals · 06-05-2009, 09:12 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! That was awesome!!!!!!!!!

basco · 06-06-2009, 06:31 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-17-2009, 11:08 PM

06-05-2009, 03:13 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Arkansas Redneck A Arkansas redneck goes into a bar and orders a drink from the waitress. A little while later, she comes back. “Anything else I can get you, handsome?” Well, ma’am, I sure could use a piece of ass.” The waitress’s eyebrows go up, she nods, and she leads him into the back room where she makes mad love to him. When they’re finished, they get dressed and return to their places. “Now, honey, is there anything else I can get for you? She asks, smiling. “Thank you kindly, ma’am, but I could still use that piece of ass. Mah drink is gettin’ mighty warm.” __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-05-2009, 04:49 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Arkansas Redneck Wheres that bar again? __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-05-2009, 09:12 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Arkansas Redneck LMAO!!!!!!!!!! That was awesome!!!!!!!!!

06-06-2009, 06:31 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Arkansas Redneck

08-17-2009, 11:08 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Arkansas Redneck __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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