TSA Stats

deadant · 01-07-2011, 08:48 PM

Year to date statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Incontinence 6,418
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-07-2011, 11:55 PM

Funny.

**ringadingh** · 01-08-2011, 10:20 AM

You don't need a national health plan with them guys finding all that stuff, you already have one. ;)

jesse · 01-08-2011, 11:12 AM

LMAO!

You should apply for a government grant to cover cost of research.

**BudMan** · 01-08-2011, 09:42 PM

01-07-2011, 08:48 PM	#1
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	TSA Stats Year to date statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Incontinence 6,418 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3

01-07-2011, 11:55 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	TSA Stats Funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-08-2011, 10:20 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	TSA Stats You don't need a national health plan with them guys finding all that stuff, you already have one. ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-08-2011, 11:12 AM	#4
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	TSA Stats LMAO! You should apply for a government grant to cover cost of research. __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

01-08-2011, 09:42 PM	#5
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	TSA Stats __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

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