Top 10 Thoughts for 2008

**Idaho** · 03-02-2008, 09:38 PM

TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008
Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2

In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today

"Life is like a jar of jalapeos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow".

pick187 · 03-02-2008, 09:42 PM

those were great!

**ringadingh** · 03-02-2008, 10:31 PM

How true!

buckeye · 03-02-2008, 10:54 PM

Yes, Yes, Yes. How very true!

dakals · 03-02-2008, 11:18 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!

**trip** · 03-03-2008, 07:35 AM

Ah.....number six.....number six.

03-03-2008, 08:58 AM

Too funny, but oh so true.

audiogooroo · 03-03-2008, 09:52 AM

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Ah.....number six.....number six.

Yeah, I'm afraid I know a lot of slinkys.

socwkbiker · 03-03-2008, 10:38 AM

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Ah.....number six.....number six.

Is that why you kept giving me those little shoves Saturday?

jussmatt · 03-04-2008, 01:11 PM

I was having a hard time trying to figure out which was my favorite!!!

8, 6, 3, & 1 were the best to me!!!

03-02-2008, 09:38 PM	#1
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? Number 2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. And the BONUS thought for today "Life is like a jar of jalapeos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow". __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter

03-02-2008, 09:42 PM	#2
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 those were great!

03-02-2008, 10:31 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 How true! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-02-2008, 10:54 PM	#4
buckeye Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south central Ohio Posts: 294	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 Yes, Yes, Yes. How very true!

03-02-2008, 11:18 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 LMAO!!!!!!!

03-03-2008, 07:35 AM	#6
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 Ah.....number six.....number six. __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

03-03-2008, 08:58 AM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 Too funny, but oh so true.

03-04-2008, 01:11 PM	#10
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Top 10 Thoughts for 2008 I was having a hard time trying to figure out which was my favorite!!! 8, 6, 3, & 1 were the best to me!!!

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