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Old 06-12-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human
kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor,
Florida, forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the
principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the
elderly . An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a doorprize
and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human
kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:
Thank you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens
luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home
for the Aged. All of my family has passed a way. I am all alone now and
it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your
kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had
her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen
to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of
pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen
to mine, and I told her to kiss my fat ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,

Edna
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:02 PM   #2
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lol.....that was too funny DaddyB...


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Old 06-12-2008, 12:36 PM   #3
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And so the World Turns!!! LOL!
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:37 PM   #4
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That is f**king sick BD. Kinda brought a tear to my eye. :'(
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:41 PM   #5
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lol...nice to see a sensitive man on this board... lol
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:48 PM   #6
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Thankyou Sue
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you're welcome beez
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Old 06-12-2008, 05:07 PM   #8
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Geeez. I tell a joke and you two end up wiping each other.....go figger ::) ::)
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:55 PM   #10
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Payback is a B!TCH!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:46 PM   #11
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Thats good
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Thats my kind of woman :)
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a payback or a bitch??
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:19 PM   #15
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Well, she had a point to make, and it sounds like she did it.
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