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03-08-2010, 11:11 AM
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Hillbilly Honeymoon
Hillbilly Honeymoon
A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I gotta ask you sumthin'. Be gentle with me 'cause I'm a virgin." The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house. When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what in tarnation're you doin' here, dang it? You're supposed ta be on your honeymoon with your new gal!" The son says, "Pa, she told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin, durn it!" "Damn, son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!" |
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03-08-2010, 11:16 AM
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Did I miss something here?
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03-08-2010, 04:31 PM
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03-08-2010, 06:05 PM
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The new groom should have asked her dad and brother if she's worth marrying!
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