The Urinal is too high!!!

**jmorrow** · 04-25-2008, 04:47 PM

> The urinal is too high
>
> A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by
> two female teachers, went on a field trip to the
> local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about
> thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry
> (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
> When it was time to take the children to the
> bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with
> one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
> The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
> outside the men's room when one of the boys came
> out and told her that none of them could reach the
> urinal.
> Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
> with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys
> up one by one, trying to direct the flow.
> As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
> that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to
> show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You
> must be in the 4th grade."
> "No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding
> Silver Arrow in the seventh.

**ringadingh** · 04-25-2008, 07:36 PM

LOL

basco · 04-25-2008, 10:46 PM

beezer · 04-26-2008, 04:52 AM

no wonder he had such a big hanglow

basco · 04-27-2008, 08:36 AM

Damn it JD now Nicos gonna run out and buy himself a Jockey outfit

dakals · 04-27-2008, 12:44 PM

LMAO!!!!!!

dlarue · 04-28-2008, 10:50 AM

LOL... Nice one..

04-25-2008, 04:47 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The Urinal is too high!!! > The urinal is too high > > A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by > two female teachers, went on a field trip to the > local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about > thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry > (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. > When it was time to take the children to the > bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with > one teacher and the boys would go with the other. > The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting > outside the men's room when one of the boys came > out and told her that none of them could reach the > urinal. > Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys > with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys > up one by one, trying to direct the flow. > As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice > that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to > show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You > must be in the 4th grade." > "No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding > Silver Arrow in the seventh. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

04-25-2008, 07:36 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Urinal is too high!!! LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-25-2008, 10:46 PM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The Urinal is too high!!!

04-26-2008, 04:52 AM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	The Urinal is too high!!! no wonder he had such a big hanglow __________________ 2012 FLHTK

04-27-2008, 08:36 AM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The Urinal is too high!!! Damn it JD now Nicos gonna run out and buy himself a Jockey outfit

04-27-2008, 12:44 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	The Urinal is too high!!! LMAO!!!!!!

04-28-2008, 10:50 AM	#7
dlarue Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Arkansas Posts: 271	The Urinal is too high!!! LOL... Nice one..

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