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Old 03-24-2008, 01:30 PM   #1
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President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.

Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China , if we spend it on computers, it will go to Korea or India .. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Middle East .....and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America .....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.
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Old 03-24-2008, 02:41 PM   #3
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I'll try hard to keep my money in the USA!! :)
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Beer, gambling, and prostitution? Whose house are we going too?
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Sounds about right!!!
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Beer, gambling, and prostitution? Whose house are we going too?
Yeah, where are we meeting for this fun fest?
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I'm in..being the patriotic type.
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