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08-11-2009, 07:59 PM | #1 |
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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Beer Vs va***a
BEER vs. va***a!!! There are no losers...really.
1.Beer is always wet. va***a needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to va***a 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to va***a 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of va***a your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten va***as in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to va***a 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any va***a in public, you become a legend. One point to va***a 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of va***a he may buy you a beer. One point to va***a 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much va***a and you'll think you've seen God. One point to va***a 11.. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to va***a 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to va***a 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc. One point to BEER 1 7. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. One point to BEER 20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a va***a... may take you weeks. One Point to BEER Final Score: 11 BEER, 8 va***a
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Beer Vs va***a
Sounds about right.
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