Rye bread

ridemslow · 02-05-2009, 11:46 AM

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.'
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?'
She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it Would you like some?'
He said, 'I want 5 loaves.'
She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard.'
He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this sh*t but me.'

rooster1 · 02-05-2009, 12:55 PM

pirate · 02-05-2009, 01:08 PM

Ha!

dabull · 02-05-2009, 05:38 PM

HA!

blowndodge · 02-05-2009, 10:43 PM

That's a good one!!! LOL

**jmorrow** · 02-07-2009, 02:56 AM

Rye bread.......?????

basco · 02-07-2009, 09:06 PM

Thats why they were going to call it Ryeagra at first ;)

02-05-2009, 11:46 AM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Rye bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.' So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?' She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it Would you like some?' He said, 'I want 5 loaves.' She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard.' He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this sh*t but me.' __________________

02-05-2009, 12:55 PM	#2
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Rye bread

02-05-2009, 01:08 PM	#3
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	Rye bread Ha!

02-05-2009, 05:38 PM	#4
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	Rye bread HA!

02-05-2009, 10:43 PM	#5
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Rye bread That's a good one!!! LOL __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

02-07-2009, 02:56 AM	#6
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Rye bread Rye bread.......????? __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-07-2009, 09:06 PM	#7
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Rye bread Thats why they were going to call it Ryeagra at first ;)

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