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04-30-2009, 08:29 AM | #1 |
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George and Margie get married and they are both virgins. On there first night George starts to get undressed by taking off his shoes and socks. His toes are curled under. Margie asked him, " George what happened to your toes"? George said, " when I was a kid I had tolio" Margie says, "you mean polio" and he said "no tolio" Margie said, "I never heard of that" He takes of his pants and he has a rash on both knees. Again she asks "what happened to your knees? "When I was a kid I had kneeasles and the rash never left. " You mean measles" No kneeasles.... Never heard of that either. As he takes off his shorts Margie said, "don't tell me, you had small cox"
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