Arriving Quickly or Arriving with Style? - Page 4

pup · 08-03-2009, 12:41 PM

Black just means you arrive in style, just quicker....

cactusjack · 08-03-2009, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eagleman

:'(CJ - You owners of black Nomads never cease to amaze me how you have such a complex of having to make the rest of us feel inferior as you continue to prodcast your need to be our bug collector. Actually $250 is a small price to pay if it means we can step up away from having to ride a black bug collector. We really do appreciate all of you owners of black Nomads who don't mind collecting all that bug slime as you continue to exercise your need to ZOOM ahead. Thanks Again :) :) :) ;) ;)

Eagleman

Black Nomads travel so fast bugs and other organic matter disintegrates on impact from the heat generated by the friction of the oncoming air. Sort of like when the space shuttle reenters the earth's atmosphere.

My Nomad is so fast, I left for work this morning and arrived tomorrow.

blowndodge · 08-03-2009, 01:09 PM

Didn't you mean you left for work this morning and arrived yesterday?

Geeze..... The Black Nomad Owners Disease has infected your brain !!!

cactusjack · 08-03-2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

Didn't you mean you left for work this morning and arrived yesterday?

Geeze..... The Black Nomad Owners Disease has infected your brain !!!

No. I was traveling so fast, I skipped a day. I think it has something to do with the international dateline or the time/space continuum.

Yellow Jacket · 08-03-2009, 02:20 PM

Musta slipped into one of those wormhole thingys caused by those black hole thingys!

**trip** · 08-03-2009, 03:49 PM

In the words of Granny in the movie Josey Whales...."that's a bunch a doodly squat".

gghost · 08-03-2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

Didn't you mean you left for work this morning and arrived yesterday?

Geeze..... The Black Nomad Owners Disease has infected your brain !!!

Actually CJ was right, "he" arrived tomorrow because his Nomad left him in the dust, so he had to walk. We have told him and told him to hold on the the bike when he gooses it. Luckily a black Nomad is also very smart so it waited at work for him to arrive.

Todd · 08-03-2009, 05:03 PM

...Nuff said:

oh yeah.....turn it up

waterman · 08-03-2009, 05:18 PM

Todd, what color is your rainsuit??????

YELLOW

so don't give me all of this black this, black that crap.

Oh, by the way, what color is your money?????

Green

I don't want any black money. Rotten stuff.

Quote:

Originally Posted by todd (Nomadis Custodis)

Class.............Class ??? ???

Why I tell ya......................

When's the last time you saw a green limousine ???

Ever been to green tie formal affair ??? nope black

I've heard of the classy little black dress that every woman is supposed to own....never heard of the little green dress ???

How about the long formal dress ??? ya! Black

Tradition Tuxedo's ... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... Black ???

How about some nice formal green dress shoes ??? nope....gonna be black

Oh my dear mislead grasshopper.................

..you have much to learn..........

We with the chosen black Nomads try not to point out ALL of it's superiority over the others......after all......we must remain humble........it's a virtue ya know ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Todd · 08-03-2009, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waterman

Todd, what color is your rainsuit??????

YELLOW

so don't give me all of this black this, black that crap.

Oh, by the way, what color is your money?????

Green

I don't want any black money. Rotten stuff.

Yes my rainsuit is yellow and BLACK! The yellow is so the rest of ya'll can see me when I'm out in front so far.

Green?? what is this green money you speak of ?? mine is copper and silver .... you must be talking about that paper stuff...maybe one day :-/

eagleman · 08-03-2009, 07:23 PM

::)Todd - If what I just heard by AC/DC is your idea of your theme song then like I've said before to each his own. I will continue to arrive in style aboard my Nomad as you and the other owners of black Nomads ZOOM out ahead of us clearing the way with your bug collectors. We REALLY do appreciate the way you insist on forging ahead and getting rid of all that bug slime so we can arrive in style. Regardless of what color of bike we may choose to ride we need to remember how great of a bike we have and how fortunate we really are to be able to afford such a great bike and have the time and physical ability to ride it. I really do appreciate all of you engaging in this link and I do want to again say thank you to all you owners of black Nomads for insisting on ZOOMING ahead and clearing the way for the rest of us Nomad riders fortuante enough to be riding something other than black. You guys really do serve a good purpose and for that I know we are all very greatful. Please keep up the good work. THANK YOU

Eagleman

**biscuitsngravy** · 08-04-2009, 08:46 PM

I think this is getting out of hand. Sounds like the guy with the longest paragraphs has ego issues or peanut envy or something. We don't need it on this forum, even if it is only in jest. I may be just sensitive, but this is not what our great forum is all about. BnG

ells · 08-04-2009, 10:23 PM

You all have probably noticed that the Blue and Silver has pretty much stayed out of this - why not, we all know they arrive quickly with style, and with no peanut issues, BNG.

ballast · 08-04-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ells

You all have probably noticed that the Blue and Silver has pretty much stayed out of this - why not, we all know they arrive quickly with style, and with no peanut issues, BNG.

Amen, Brother

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-05-2009, 12:49 AM

I ride fast on my black Nomad not to get to a destination just so in a given amount of time I can ride farther by riding fast.

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trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Arriving Quickly or Arriving with Style? In the words of Granny in the movie Josey Whales...."that's a bunch a doodly squat". __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip
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08-03-2009, 05:03 PM	#53
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Arriving Quickly or Arriving with Style? ...Nuff said: oh yeah.....turn it up __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC
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08-03-2009, 07:23 PM	#56
eagleman Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: LAKEWOOD, CO Posts: 227	Arriving Quickly or Arriving with Style? ::)Todd - If what I just heard by AC/DC is your idea of your theme song then like I've said before to each his own. I will continue to arrive in style aboard my Nomad as you and the other owners of black Nomads ZOOM out ahead of us clearing the way with your bug collectors. We REALLY do appreciate the way you insist on forging ahead and getting rid of all that bug slime so we can arrive in style. Regardless of what color of bike we may choose to ride we need to remember how great of a bike we have and how fortunate we really are to be able to afford such a great bike and have the time and physical ability to ride it. I really do appreciate all of you engaging in this link and I do want to again say thank you to all you owners of black Nomads for insisting on ZOOMING ahead and clearing the way for the rest of us Nomad riders fortuante enough to be riding something other than black. You guys really do serve a good purpose and for that I know we are all very greatful. Please keep up the good work. THANK YOU Eagleman __________________ Eagleman Chaplain CMA Chapter - Riders in the Light # 946 Lakewood, CO VBA# - 01172 2006 Vulcan Nomad Green/Silver But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength. They shall mount up with wings like eagles: they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint - Isaiah 40:31
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08-04-2009, 08:46 PM	#57
biscuitsngravy Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Gowrie, IA Posts: 803	Arriving Quickly or Arriving with Style? I think this is getting out of hand. Sounds like the guy with the longest paragraphs has ego issues or peanut envy or something. We don't need it on this forum, even if it is only in jest. I may be just sensitive, but this is not what our great forum is all about. BnG __________________ Dave Mills AKA BiscuitsNGravy 2006 Vulcan Nomad "BiscuitsNGravy" Kawanow #150 Vietnam @ Jan67-Jan68 Retired USAF Patriot Guard Riders/American Legion #431
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08-04-2009, 10:23 PM	#58
ells Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boulder County, Colorado Posts: 2,014	Arriving Quickly or Arriving with Style? You all have probably noticed that the Blue and Silver has pretty much stayed out of this - why not, we all know they arrive quickly with style, and with no peanut issues, BNG.
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AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Arriving Quickly or Arriving with Style? I ride fast on my black Nomad not to get to a destination just so in a given amount of time I can ride farther by riding fast. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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