Joke of the day - Page 4

08-13-2007, 01:52 PM

hahhhh

Pull over!!!!!!!

Todd · 08-13-2007, 03:59 PM

OOPs...first thing I notice is that she's not wearing her helmet!!!!!

OK...2nd thing I noticed

**trip** · 08-13-2007, 05:01 PM

Watch out for the Policie! LOL..LOL

dharris · 08-13-2007, 09:28 PM

I just had to look twice to notice that

09-06-2007, 05:39 PM

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to
the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found
a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

blowndodge · 09-06-2007, 06:45 PM

hahahahahahahaha biotch deserved it!!!

socwkbiker · 09-07-2007, 08:23 AM

beezer · 09-07-2007, 02:25 PM

LMAO

beezer · 09-07-2007, 03:47 PM

^evidently photobucket is the joke of the day :-/

**jmorrow** · 11-30-2007, 03:47 PM

A Crusty Old Biker

A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer

ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign

hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGERS: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks

up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive

female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group

of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, can I help you?

"I was wondering," whispered the old biker, are you the

young lady who gives the hand-jobs? "Yes" she purrs I

am.

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands," I want a

cheeseburger.

08-13-2007, 01:52 PM	#46
Guest Posts: n/a	Joke of the day hahhhh Pull over!!!!!!!

08-13-2007, 03:59 PM	#47
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Joke of the day OOPs...first thing I notice is that she's not wearing her helmet!!!!! OK...2nd thing I noticed __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

08-13-2007, 05:01 PM	#48
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Joke of the day Watch out for the Policie! LOL..LOL __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

08-13-2007, 09:28 PM	#49
dharris Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chesapeake Virginia Posts: 88	Joke of the day I just had to look twice to notice that

09-06-2007, 05:39 PM	#50
Guest Posts: n/a	Joke of the day Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

09-06-2007, 06:45 PM	#51
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Joke of the day hahahahahahahaha biotch deserved it!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

09-07-2007, 08:23 AM	#52
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Joke of the day __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

09-07-2007, 02:25 PM	#53
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Joke of the day LMAO __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-07-2007, 03:47 PM	#54
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Joke of the day ^evidently photobucket is the joke of the day :-/ __________________ 2012 FLHTK

11-30-2007, 03:47 PM	#55
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Joke of the day A Crusty Old Biker A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGERS: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, can I help you? "I was wondering," whispered the old biker, are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? "Yes" she purrs I am. The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands," I want a cheeseburger. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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