Marriage is a 50/50 proposition - Page 2

gshep · 01-06-2008, 08:49 PM

Dr. Phil says,
Before you critize your wife, walk a mile in her shoes.

That way, when you critize her, you are at least a mile away, plus, you got her shoes.

Somehow this seems like good advice.

Shep

socwkbiker · 01-07-2008, 10:26 AM

Very good advice Shep! But I can't wait to see you guys walking in heels. That would be hilarious!!!

As for me, the garage is mine...to clean up.

Yellow Jacket · 01-07-2008, 02:09 PM

Actually, marriage is not 50/50. It is 100/100. It takes a 100% commitment on both sides if you want it to work out and last. This is entirely my own opinion of course, but it has worked for 41 years for me. Hoping for another 41 and still riding the Nomad at age 103! Hey, does anyone know of anyone still riding at 100?

01-07-2008, 04:13 PM

I gave 100% my marriages!!!

33.3% each!

01-07-2008, 05:10 PM

33.3% that's all I'm getting?

01-07-2008, 05:25 PM

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33.3% that's all I'm getting?

33.4%

socwkbiker · 01-07-2008, 05:27 PM

Oh hell Nico, you better run for it now!!!!

01-07-2008, 05:29 PM

I got 4 more hours at work.... she'll cool down by then...

socwkbiker · 01-07-2008, 05:36 PM

Or to get madder. lol

01-07-2008, 05:38 PM

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[quote:orehlk0h]33.3% that's all I'm getting?

33.4%

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well that's better...more then it was!!!

01-07-2008, 05:39 PM

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Or to get madder. lol

I'll just go for a ride.

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donoller · 01-07-2008, 07:07 PM

ok lets get this clear i have two garages and they are mine she has the house i go out and play when she lets me . good arrangement

donoller · 01-07-2008, 07:09 PM

ok one other thing i wear the pants in this family .she just lays out the ones she wants me to wear

01-06-2008, 08:49 PM	#16
gshep Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 283	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Dr. Phil says, Before you critize your wife, walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you critize her, you are at least a mile away, plus, you got her shoes. Somehow this seems like good advice. Shep Login or Register to Remove Ads
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01-07-2008, 10:26 AM	#17
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Very good advice Shep! But I can't wait to see you guys walking in heels. That would be hilarious!!! As for me, the garage is mine...to clean up. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
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01-07-2008, 02:09 PM	#18
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Actually, marriage is not 50/50. It is 100/100. It takes a 100% commitment on both sides if you want it to work out and last. This is entirely my own opinion of course, but it has worked for 41 years for me. Hoping for another 41 and still riding the Nomad at age 103! Hey, does anyone know of anyone still riding at 100? __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009
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01-07-2008, 04:13 PM	#19
Guest Posts: n/a	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition I gave 100% my marriages!!! 33.3% each!
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01-07-2008, 05:10 PM	#20
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01-07-2008, 05:27 PM	#22
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Oh hell Nico, you better run for it now!!!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
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01-07-2008, 05:29 PM	#23
Guest Posts: n/a	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition I got 4 more hours at work.... she'll cool down by then...
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01-07-2008, 05:36 PM	#24
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Or to get madder. lol __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
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01-07-2008, 07:07 PM	#27
donoller Advanced Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: jackson tn. Posts: 555	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition ok lets get this clear i have two garages and they are mine she has the house i go out and play when she lets me . good arrangement
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01-07-2008, 07:09 PM	#28
donoller Advanced Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: jackson tn. Posts: 555	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition ok one other thing i wear the pants in this family .she just lays out the ones she wants me to wear
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