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05-01-2008, 10:34 PM | #17 |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! BRAVO EVERYONE!!!!!!!
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05-03-2008, 10:15 PM | #18 |
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Don't tell me we've quit already !! Ya'll have to have more !!
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05-04-2008, 07:04 AM | #19 |
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remember all 20 of your dogs names, but shout "Hey Kid" to your own offspring!
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05-04-2008, 08:46 AM | #20 |
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What's the opposite of a redneck?
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05-04-2008, 09:10 AM | #21 |
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.....if the flowers you gave your wife for mothers day came from the town cemetery.
......if your Sunday go to church clothes are bibbed coveralls and work boots. .....if you use the old junk cars in the back yard for storage sheds.
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05-04-2008, 09:42 AM | #22 |
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If you have an enlarged pet door so the sheep and goats can come and go as they please
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05-05-2008, 06:14 PM | #23 | |
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05-05-2008, 07:22 PM | #24 |
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damn yankees thats the opposite :)
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05-05-2008, 09:33 PM | #26 | |
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Thanks for reminding me. Yup. A Yankee and damn proud of it.
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I had forgot and I was asking...A yankee according to gojohnny. Damn straight.
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05-05-2008, 10:04 PM | #28 |
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05-05-2008, 10:23 PM | #29 |
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If you tell your kids fairy tales starting with y'all ain't gonna believe this sh!t instead of once upon a time...
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05-05-2008, 10:33 PM | #30 |
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If you think beer cans are perfectly appropriate Christmas tree ornaments.
if you keep watch for those "damn revenoors"
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