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Old 02-15-2008, 08:03 AM   #1
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man on beach


>A man was lying on a blanket at the beach.
> He had no arms or legs.
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> Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
>
> The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug?
> The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
>
> The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?".
> The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
>
> The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear,
> Have you ever been F****d?"
>
> The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!!"
>
> The woman smiled and said ...
> "You will be when the tide comes in."
>
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