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Old 06-04-2008, 06:37 PM   #1
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when
his wife walked up behind him and whacked him
on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants
pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it, '
she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura
Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,'
he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have
known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ball game
on TV when she walked up and hit him in the
head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell
was that for?"

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Old 06-04-2008, 06:50 PM   #2
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:03 PM   #3
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your hoarse called and said shes having your foal.
 
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:40 PM   #4
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The key here is to get their phone number, don't give them yours, especially your home phone.
 
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:06 PM   #5
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He shouldn't be riding a strange horse.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:31 AM   #6
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Busting a bronco doesn't mean you want to take it home and take care of it does it????
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:21 PM   #7
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Looking for a stud BD? :-/
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:29 PM   #8
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Looking for a stud BD? :-/
lol...are you offering your services SWB? lol
 
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:32 PM   #9
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LMAO!!!!!
 
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Old 06-05-2008, 02:03 PM   #10
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Another thread...down the drain!!! LOL!
 
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:52 PM   #11
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Why am I not surprised ?! But it's what make this board great ::)!!
 
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:09 PM   #12
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Busting a bronco doesn't mean you want to take it home and take care of it does it????

I bet you have been busted by a few broncos in your day huh BD
 
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:26 PM   #13
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:27 PM   #14
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