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10-03-2018, 03:18 AM | #1 |
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Old lady's prayer
A friend reports hearing a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to him saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you.
"Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman; My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor; My favorite singer - Andy Williams; My favorite author -Tom Clancy; And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers. I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, and I have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. Amen." |
10-03-2018, 03:38 AM | #2 |
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Lol !
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10-03-2018, 04:29 AM | #3 |
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10-03-2018, 05:51 AM | #4 |
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10-03-2018, 10:27 AM | #5 |
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Amen to that!
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10-19-2018, 05:04 PM | #6 |
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That is Awesome!!
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10-20-2018, 06:46 PM | #7 |
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Some one forgot the lying sack of DOODO, who holds the country for his own financial reasons, in the joke. You know the one that can not spell. Don't drink the Kool-aid
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10-26-2018, 02:38 PM | #8 |
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You mean "goldilocks " ?
Cu, Sven
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11-09-2018, 07:41 PM | #9 |
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Hey it was a good joke, until your rant. There is a political thread for that.....
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