Can't fool an italian mother

Loafer · 01-16-2016, 09:00 AM

I loved growing up in an Italian neighborhood.

Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?"

Mama says immediately, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?"

Mama replies: "I don't like her."

**ringadingh** · 01-16-2016, 09:22 AM

You can't fool mamma!

The Black Knight · 01-17-2016, 07:07 AM

recumbentbob · 01-17-2016, 11:31 AM

OldSchool · 01-17-2016, 01:37 PM

01-16-2016, 09:00 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Can't fool an italian mother I loved growing up in an Italian neighborhood. Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?" Mama says immediately, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?" Mama replies: "I don't like her." __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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