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12-19-2015, 08:16 AM | #1 |
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Osama bin
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Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane. The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe, and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared. "This is not what you promised me," said Osama. "Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."
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12-21-2015, 10:20 PM | #2 |
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Doesnt say they'll be sweet, sexy 18 year old virgin girls, just virgins.
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12-22-2015, 06:38 AM | #3 |
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I'm sure they're thinking of goats.
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They reckon the arab's invented the condom,they used a goat's intestine.The English later improved on it, by taking it out of the goat before using it.
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