Dissown me Dad

**Top Cat** · 06-13-2015, 06:24 PM

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night...
My daughter walked into the living room and said, 'Dad, cancel my allowance immediately,
forget my college tuition loan,
rent my room out,
throw all my clothes out the window;
take my TV, and my laptop.
Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
Then, sell my car,
take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Then, disown me and never talk to me again.
And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.' "

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?

""Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said...

'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed.
We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!' "

OldSchool · 06-13-2015, 10:22 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-13-2015, 10:24 PM

lar · 06-14-2015, 01:14 PM

rick6375 · 06-14-2015, 01:36 PM

Different wording, same meaning. Love it.

Loafer · 06-14-2015, 03:38 PM

Death Wish 17 !

06-13-2015, 06:24 PM	#1
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	Dissown me Dad A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, 'Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.' " "Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that? ""Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!' " __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4] Last edited by Top Cat; 06-13-2015 at 06:28 PM.

06-13-2015, 10:22 PM	#2
OldSchool Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Ballwin,MO. Posts: 1,542	__________________

06-13-2015, 10:24 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-14-2015, 01:14 PM	#4
lar Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Concord, NH Posts: 1,407	__________________ Larry Martel 02 1500 Nomad VBA 01565 VROC4737 Patriot Guard Rider

06-14-2015, 01:36 PM	#5
rick6375 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: New Castle, In. Posts: 365	Different wording, same meaning. Love it. __________________ 2005 800 Classic 2012 Voyager ABS

06-14-2015, 03:38 PM	#6
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Death Wish 17 ! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]