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Old 05-19-2015, 07:03 AM   #1
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This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a bum, he said:
"Last week, I still possessed all !!!"

A cook cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof
over my head, TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school. . ..

I asked him, "What happened? Drugs, Alcohol, Female Games????"



"NO, NO ... I got out of prison!"
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Old 05-19-2015, 07:35 AM   #2
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