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Old 05-12-2015, 12:27 PM   #1
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Smile Nuns ~ You Just Never Know

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch
of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin’ wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"

Sister Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?
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Is it wrong that I read this with a Welsh accent?
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Is it wrong that I read this with a Welsh accent?

Me Thinks It would Add To The Humor.
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Old 05-13-2015, 02:37 AM   #6
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Is it wrong that I read this with a Welsh accent?
More likely to be a paddy than a Taffy
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