A gigolo, Fat man & stoner go to Hell

houndawg · 05-09-2015, 09:33 AM

THIS IS FUNNY I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
A gigolo, Fat man & stoner go to Hell...The Devil tells them they will have one item of choice to take with them when he locks them in a room alone for the next 10,000 years. Choose wisely he warns. The gigolo says, I want woman. So many horny woman that I can't possibly dream of keeping up. The devil opens the door and there are young naked beautiful horny woman of every hair color & ethnicity eager and pawing at him as he enters. The Devil slams the door and laughs! The Fat man says he wants food, of every kind. The Devil opens the door and there is displays of cakes, cookies, and fancy desserts. Steak, prime rib and every meat dish prepared to perfection. So much food the Fat man wanders into the room in a trance of euphoria. The Devil slams the door and laughs. The Stoner starts naming breeds of weed...Oh I want Kush and skunk & sativas and indicas and cross breeds and ..... The devil opens the door and the smell of weed nearly knocks the stoner to the floor. There is pile after pile of beautiful buds. He dives in and bathes in the weed upon entry. The Devil slams the door and laughs. 10,000 years later... He opens the door to the gigolo & he's covered in old wrinkled horny naked woman...clawing at him for more. He pleads Please help me, Make it stop! The Devil slams the door and laughs. He then goes to the fat mans room. The food is all rotten & moldy and theres stench coming from every corner the fat man pleads please let me out! The Devil laughs and slams the door. He approaches the stoners room and opens the door. A hand reaches out, grabs the Devil by the neck & screams GIVE ME A LIGHTER!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 05-09-2015, 06:32 PM

Loafer · 05-10-2015, 06:23 AM

Hey Brother have you a light?

05-09-2015, 09:33 AM	#1
houndawg Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Joplin, Mo Posts: 70	A gigolo, Fat man & stoner go to Hell THIS IS FUNNY I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. A gigolo, Fat man & stoner go to Hell...The Devil tells them they will have one item of choice to take with them when he locks them in a room alone for the next 10,000 years. Choose wisely he warns. The gigolo says, I want woman. So many horny woman that I can't possibly dream of keeping up. The devil opens the door and there are young naked beautiful horny woman of every hair color & ethnicity eager and pawing at him as he enters. The Devil slams the door and laughs! The Fat man says he wants food, of every kind. The Devil opens the door and there is displays of cakes, cookies, and fancy desserts. Steak, prime rib and every meat dish prepared to perfection. So much food the Fat man wanders into the room in a trance of euphoria. The Devil slams the door and laughs. The Stoner starts naming breeds of weed...Oh I want Kush and skunk & sativas and indicas and cross breeds and ..... The devil opens the door and the smell of weed nearly knocks the stoner to the floor. There is pile after pile of beautiful buds. He dives in and bathes in the weed upon entry. The Devil slams the door and laughs. 10,000 years later... He opens the door to the gigolo & he's covered in old wrinkled horny naked woman...clawing at him for more. He pleads Please help me, Make it stop! The Devil slams the door and laughs. He then goes to the fat mans room. The food is all rotten & moldy and theres stench coming from every corner the fat man pleads please let me out! The Devil laughs and slams the door. He approaches the stoners room and opens the door. A hand reaches out, grabs the Devil by the neck & screams GIVE ME A LIGHTER!!!!!!

05-09-2015, 06:32 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-10-2015, 06:23 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Hey Brother have you a light? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]